Mike after dinner. That look on his face would be a combination of:
1. Amusement at his placement within a giant symbolic vagina; and
2. Fear of his impending need to induce vomiting.
I don't want to start waving my dick around too much, but I should note that prior to
the foregoing dinner, I had already taken in four hot dogs this very evening. And I kept
the bulk of this feast down.
Right after dinner, we had an interesting encounter with the locals, recounted
here.