They also don't prevent you from leaving the biergarten with your beer.
Whereas here we serve piddling cups of crap beer, and confine the consumers of this beer
to small enclosures policed by "alcohol monitors," no such regulatory uptightness constrains
drinkers in Bavaria.
Rather than censuring inappropriate conduct
by fine or incarceration, proper drinking behavior is regulated by custom -- unwritten rules.
And this generally works.
So it is customary not to walk around in public with an open beer. To do so is frowned
upon. But here's the catch: Mike and I do not mind being frowned upon. We're each
well practiced in being slightly disapproved of by those around us. So we're immune to
these "customs." Moo ha ha!
Oh, and hey, that's a pisser of a view. Somewhere down there is Salzberg, hence the name of
this general area: Obersalzberg. And sue me if I'm spelling any of this wrong.